Jane Lynch covers "Vogue" Scared of her, she's FANTASTIC!!

Alright, so I'm not the HUUUUUUUGEST fan of Fox's runaway hit Glee, but holy moly, Jane Lynch TEARS IT UP in this remake of Madge's iconic vid 'Vogue'!! She's hilarious in this promo for next week's episode...

I have been, however, a huge fan of Jane Lynch since the good ol' Christopher Guest years.  Fav Jane Lynch quote:

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Wanna Buy a Week With Anna Wintour?

It'll set you back a smooth 17,500 bones, and offered by Anna herself.  Too much? Alright how 'bout dinner w/ Vera Wang and a $10,000 credit to her store for $15,000?  Still no dice? Well then, what about a bespoke suit, custom fitted by Stella McCartney for only $7,500? No?

Hmmm. Weird.

Charitybuzz.com is teaming together w/ Vogue to raise funds through an auction for the RFK Center for Justice and Human Rights,  and these were only a few item on a list of straight drool-worthiness up for grabs in honor of Earth Day’s 40th Anniversary.

If your tastes are more Italian, how about two front row tickets to Missoni's next show, PLUS lunch and a fitting with Angela Missoni? Oh, were you really looking for all balls-out glamour?  You can snag a fitting with, and dress from, Armani for next year’s Vanity Fair Oscar party–because the winner gets two tickets to that, too.

Oh, fashion peeps. How I hate each and everyone of you...

Jelly? Me? ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY.

via charitybuzz.com

MY GRANDMA WON AN AWARD!!!

Okay, not really....  BUT, my "I'm a gay little kid, so my dream grandmother is Angela Lansbury" Grammie sure did!  No, but really.  I used to pretend she was my grandmother.  Cause she's FABULOUS.  Her outfits in her older gigs?  Ummm, FEATHERS and SEQUINS.  'Nough said, I know all my 'moes out there got my back...

Any-howdidmymothernotknow, the screen SLASH stage SLASH anywhere she wants to act because she's fucking ANGELA LANSBURY legend was honored by the Signature Theater as the first recipient of the Stephen Sondheim award at a black-tie gala in the Embassy of Italy (NYC). The award is named after Stephen Sondheim, an accomplished and critically acclaimed composer linked to some of Broadway's most well know shows, and it honors a performer's contributions to interpreting, supporting, and collaborating on Sondheim's musical works

And get that 'Murder, She Wrote' and Mrs. Potts shit outta your head, cause this bitch can WORK.  Her professional life spans more than a half-century during which she EXPLODED all over the performing arts world, first as a star in motion pictures (what am I, 90yo?), then as a five-time Tony Award-winning Broadway musical star. Two of my Grammie's Tonys are for Stephen Sondheim musicals: the role of Mama Rose in the revival of Gypsy (1974) and her RIDICULOUSLY AMAZING version of Mrs. Lovett in Sweeney Todd (1979).

Seriously, though. As a kid, I used to sit and watch this woman CRAZY-IT-UP in movies like Gaslight and The Manchurian Candidate (the OG, not  that Meryl/Denzel/Leiv shit).  Not to mention the HUNDREDS, if not THOUSANDS, of times I've watched Bedknobs and Broomsticks, lost in a world chalked w/ techicolor waves of 'magic' and creepy ass bookkeepers, thinking to myself,  "If that bitch were MY Grammie, I'd work it OUT.  We'd sing and dance and be fabulous all the time, and she'd cast spells on my bed to make to fly and shit, all the while controlling the mind of a young soldier to murder the President of the United States of America..........." (see: The Manchurian Candidate.  This is NOT a plot take out Obama)

That's normal for a 6 year old to think, right? ....Right? ....RIGHT?

Oh screw you, she's FAB and getting an award.  AND SHE USED TO LOOK LIKE THIS:

GO TEAM GRAMMIE!!
via ONTD

Tilda Swinton on the cover of Dazed and Confused

YAOW! Chameleon SLASH genius actress Tilda Swinton graces the double-covers of Dazed and Confused for our eyes delight and, more importantly, because she has a new gig coming up, the film 'Io Sono L'amore' (I Am Love), due to wow Italian audiences March 19, 2010.



Isn't she gorgeous?  I mean, you can stare at this cover for HOURS... She looks like a man, but a woman, but a man, but a woman... I've very confused.... DAZED AND CONFUSED! HAA!  ....okay so that was mega obvious, SHOOT ME.

Look for her mug(s) on newsstand shelves May 2010...

'Kate Moss Myth' Canned

Well I mean, THAT sucks...  The “Kate Moss Myth” exhibit, an all-things-Kate exhibition at Les Art Decortifs, was supposed to go up this year in the private, non-profit museum in Paris, France.  It was postponed until next March, and now they’re canning that shit altogether.
 

Despite the fashion world’s love of every glittery thing that Kate Moss shits out, the not for profit museum’s had a bitch of a time finding a corporate sponsor for the exhibition.  PR for the museum, which has housed retrospective installments for Balenciaga, Madeleine Vionnet and Christian Lacroix, said this to Woman's Wear Daily:

“Cultural patronage is never a priority for companies [oh, hell naw!], but given the wide range of companies Kate’s worked for, from Nikon to Chanel, Virgin Mobil to Dior and the heaps of money each and every one has made off of the supermodel, we’re surprised no one’s stepped up to attach their name to the exhibition."

Alright L.A.D.,. I mean come on.  It's a tad bit early have anything called the Kate Moss "myth" OR have anyone take a stroll down her ‘long’ career—the bitch is only only 36–so it makes me wonder what the hell they put on display, anyhow? 

Yah.  SHIFTY.   

Hey Les Art Decortifs? Hollah at a bitch when you put the entire contents of Katie's closet over the last 20 years on display. Cause when you do, the money, and the peeps, will be coming in fucking floods.  TRUST.

via  ElleUK

Natalia Vodianova in Vogue Paris

Peep these pics of Russian model Princess Natalia in a tragic-princess themed shoot for Vogue Paris.  Queen of the supermodels Natalia Vodianova has been quickly gaining props amongst the fashion elite, and she has been dubbed ‘Princesse Natalia’ in Vogue Paris' April 2010 editorial.


The impressive editorial features the brunette goddess working the hauteness in jewel tones, slammin' accessories and makeup fit for royalty.  The ‘Princesse Natalia’ Vogue Paris spread was shot by photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, and the Russian beauty, who was styled the fabulous Carine fucking Roitfeld herself (!!!!!!!!!!!!!), works pieces from Chanel, Louis Vuitton and Yves Saint Laurent.




Still no clue who this Natalia chick is? Well, lemme tell ya.... See more pics a deets on Natalia Vodianova in the jump!

iamamiwhoami Music Video- "O"

I don't even know where to begin w/ this...

So this is the video for "O" from the anonymous  group (yes, we really don't know who they are) calling themselves iamamiwhoami...  The song sounds like a Bat for Lashes record, mixed w/ a little Kate Bush, and a shot of The Knife.  VERY, interesting... GOOD, but interesting... 

ZERO is known about them except that it's rumoured the woman featured in their videos is Jonna Lee, a 29 year old Swedish musician.  Like I said, mega mystery, so I'mma do my best to fill you in... More info about iamamiwhoami in the jump...

Click the jump to read more, and see some clips!