Wanna Buy a Week With Anna Wintour?

It'll set you back a smooth 17,500 bones, and offered by Anna herself.  Too much? Alright how 'bout dinner w/ Vera Wang and a $10,000 credit to her store for $15,000?  Still no dice? Well then, what about a bespoke suit, custom fitted by Stella McCartney for only $7,500? No?

Hmmm. Weird.

Charitybuzz.com is teaming together w/ Vogue to raise funds through an auction for the RFK Center for Justice and Human Rights,  and these were only a few item on a list of straight drool-worthiness up for grabs in honor of Earth Day’s 40th Anniversary.

If your tastes are more Italian, how about two front row tickets to Missoni's next show, PLUS lunch and a fitting with Angela Missoni? Oh, were you really looking for all balls-out glamour?  You can snag a fitting with, and dress from, Armani for next year’s Vanity Fair Oscar party–because the winner gets two tickets to that, too.

Oh, fashion peeps. How I hate each and everyone of you...

Jelly? Me? ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY.

via charitybuzz.com

'Kate Moss Myth' Canned

Well I mean, THAT sucks...  The “Kate Moss Myth” exhibit, an all-things-Kate exhibition at Les Art Decortifs, was supposed to go up this year in the private, non-profit museum in Paris, France.  It was postponed until next March, and now they’re canning that shit altogether.
 

Despite the fashion world’s love of every glittery thing that Kate Moss shits out, the not for profit museum’s had a bitch of a time finding a corporate sponsor for the exhibition.  PR for the museum, which has housed retrospective installments for Balenciaga, Madeleine Vionnet and Christian Lacroix, said this to Woman's Wear Daily:

“Cultural patronage is never a priority for companies [oh, hell naw!], but given the wide range of companies Kate’s worked for, from Nikon to Chanel, Virgin Mobil to Dior and the heaps of money each and every one has made off of the supermodel, we’re surprised no one’s stepped up to attach their name to the exhibition."

Alright L.A.D.,. I mean come on.  It's a tad bit early have anything called the Kate Moss "myth" OR have anyone take a stroll down her ‘long’ career—the bitch is only only 36–so it makes me wonder what the hell they put on display, anyhow? 

Yah.  SHIFTY.   

Hey Les Art Decortifs? Hollah at a bitch when you put the entire contents of Katie's closet over the last 20 years on display. Cause when you do, the money, and the peeps, will be coming in fucking floods.  TRUST.

via  ElleUK

Natalia Vodianova in Vogue Paris

Peep these pics of Russian model Princess Natalia in a tragic-princess themed shoot for Vogue Paris.  Queen of the supermodels Natalia Vodianova has been quickly gaining props amongst the fashion elite, and she has been dubbed ‘Princesse Natalia’ in Vogue Paris' April 2010 editorial.


The impressive editorial features the brunette goddess working the hauteness in jewel tones, slammin' accessories and makeup fit for royalty.  The ‘Princesse Natalia’ Vogue Paris spread was shot by photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, and the Russian beauty, who was styled the fabulous Carine fucking Roitfeld herself (!!!!!!!!!!!!!), works pieces from Chanel, Louis Vuitton and Yves Saint Laurent.




Still no clue who this Natalia chick is? Well, lemme tell ya.... See more pics a deets on Natalia Vodianova in the jump!

Why don't we have MSGM in the states again?

Prada Cervo tote.  MSGM coat.  MSGM cardi (which matches the cell case, btDUBs).

I. AM. IN. LOVE.

Peep MSGM S/S 2010 and MSGM A/W 2010. 

Oh and as always, feel free to buy me EVERYTHING.

Love, MrP

via TheSartorialist

Gweneth Paltrow hates everybody. True story.

Alright so maybe not EVERYBODY.  I've seen that show w/ Mark Bittman, Mario Batalli, and that spanish chick that I can't figure out who the hell she is.  They travel around Europa in their drop top Benzies, drink fabulous wine, and watch Gwennie Gwen Gwen sneer at, and try to control vomiting on, regional delicacies.

Dumb snooty bitches. I hope your car gets a flat tire, and your wine is corked, and they serve nothing but McDonald's in Europe for the rest of your trip.

What are you staring at? I am NOT jealous.















Okay, maybe I am................................................. SHUT UP.

Any-jealousrantcauseshe'skindafabulous, Gwen talked smack earlier this month about a former bestie (Madge, most likely) and now she's doggin' on the food in Nashville, TN in her interview w/ Harper's Bizarre.

I have to say, though, she looks pretty smokin' hot in some of these pics... Read the whole interview HERE...

via Harper Bizarre

The GORGEOUS Anne Sophie Monrad for Marie Claire Italia

17 year old German model Anne-Sophie Monrad, currently in Milano, stuns it up in Marie Claire Italia's April 2010 Issue (shot by Jacques Olivar).  The shoot looks like Sofia Lauren meets Jane Mansfield meets Madge: The Blonde Ambition Years meets Italian trailer park (in the most darkly GLAM way possible) set in the early '50s.

Working w/ beyond-talented photographers like Ellen von Unwerth (!!!!!!!!), Jacques Olivar and Liz Collin, Anne-Sophie is taking the high-fashion world by storm.  The bitch can WERK, which is hilarious becacuse she's represented by ModelWerks, based in Germany. Get it?? WERK? ModelWerk??  ......Oh, shut up.

Peep her entire book here

via Fashion Layne.

Brooklyn Hates Butt Crack. True story....

WTF.

These ads, posted on GIANT billboards around New York's Brooklyn, are part of a campaign of NY Senator Eric Adams' launch against butt crack.  I wasn't aware the government was handing out fashion tips? The ass-phobic law makers says this:

"It's part of a larger campaign ... to tell our young people and our community as a whole, we are better than this," Adams told CNN, adding that the sagging trend originated from prison culture. According to the former New York police captain, "I policed all over the city. ... The first indicator of whether a young person was in trouble was the way they dressed." (full article here)

"A young person"?  FUCK. YOU Sen. Adams.  I've seen tons of "old people" looking a MESS on the streets, and I don't think I ever once said, "Oh shit, that guy's future is entirely bleak." I mean, I get it, I do. I get it. Your appearance reflects who you are.  But what if that's exactly who they are?  What if that's their inherit style? You're gonna harass them cause you don't LIKE IT? Gimme a flippin' break.  PLUS, you're gonna make a flash judgment on someone based on how they LOOK?  Fine line, Senator.  Fine line.

And apparently this isn't the first time public officials have tried to step in and make "young men" hike their shit up.  States like Florida, Michigan, and Virginia have all tried their hands at the Swag-not-Sag fight.  All failed attempts BTDubs. BECAUSE IT'S A STUPID WASTE OF MONEY.

Feel free to send the ol' Sennie pooh a letter if you feel so inclined:

NY Sen. Eric Adams
572 Flatbush Avenue
Brooklyn, New York 11225
Phone: (718) 284-4700

via WIVB (thanks Mama Mia)

Rachel Zoe giving up heels.

Haaa, yah right.  Just kidding.  She is, however, joining the growing list of celebrities kicking off their kicks for Tom's Shoes "One Day Without Shoes" campaign, designed to give insight into what it's like to for chil'rens all around the world who have to go without any sort of foot wear. 

Zoe, who started grass-roots style as celeb stylist and is now a self made fashion guru, took to her Twitter (her 'twitter'.. ahahahhahahahaa) to show Tom Tom some support.

Tweets RZ: "Parting with my platforms tomorrow in support of @TOMSshoes' One Day Without Shoes! http://toms.sh/b9pTnR xoRZ"

Everybody remember to kick their kicks tomorrow!  Even if it's at your desk!  

**DISCLAIMER* Wait- clear that w/ HR first, I am NOT responsible for what happens when shoes come off in public...




via Rachel Zoes' Twitter
Posted by MrP

Jonas Akerlund for V Magazine: Tokyo Hard Core

ON SET: JONAS AKERLAND FOR V64 from V Magazine on Vimeo.

Simply GORGEOUS.  Mama Monster's go-to video director, Jonas Akerlund, helms a photo shoot for V Magazine issue #64 called "Tokyo Hard Core".  Styled by Jay Massacret and photographed by Akerlund, the shoot leads you through a surprisingly dark and harlequin-punk side of your typical Little Tokyo, utilizing shadows and focused light to set a "despair in movement" tone.  Mega Japanese street-style. 

*sigh* Jonas Akerlund. Jay Massacret.  You talented sons of a bitches...

via V Mag

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this!

I can't even BREATHE I love this so much!  The boots? KILLER.  The coat?  MURDER.  The BAG? Absolutely TWISTED!

*sigh*  Well, when you pack up the Band of Outsiders shit for me, why don't you just go ahead and toss in everything this fierce little asian fellah(?) has on, okay?  Thanksssssss.....

Isn't it funny how androgyny is ALWAYS linked to Mr. Bowie? Werq it, bitch. 

via TheSartorialist

Holy MOONSPOON, Batgirl.... WTF, Sweden?

Untitled from V Magazine on Vimeo.

WHY.  THE FACE.  This is a video made by Danish fashion/design savants Moonspoon Saloon for their Fall 2010 collection.  I'm not really sure what to say about this Gem SLASH Roller-derby SLASH Mama Monster Sex Dream SLASH This Is Why You Don't Drink When You Pop A Vico SLASH Japanese Construction Crew SLASH KISS Reject Member "art project". So I'm not gonna say anything.

Except DAAAAAAAAAAAYMN, Sweden.  You have some crizzle mofos up in your crib, mmmmkay?  Moon Spoon's collection can be found at Seven in New York.  Keep on the peep for V mags collaboration w/ Moonspoon Saloon for their biggest rock acts of Sweden issue.  Should be, uh, interesting?

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**UPDATE**

Alright, I'm not gonna lie.  It's kind of kick ass.  There, ya happy?

collection via Coutorture, story via VMAN

Cy Choi makes me wanna pee my pants...

For those of you who don't know who Cy Choi is, I present to you: Cy Choi A/W 2010 Collection!  Based on the many ways to interpret the word "interject", designer Chul Young Choi completely tears it up.  Literally.  Sleeves from one piece, combine w/ cuff and lapels of others. Always wanted a cardigan laddened w/ POCKETS to stash your.. uh... STASH?  Well Cy Choi has just the thing for you!

His mish-mash of textures, patterns, cuts and POCKETS are fucking brilliant. The collection is ridiculously cohesive for how many directions the clothes seem to be pulling you...

Basically, this bitch has the designer-styled fashion shit on lock.  Outlandish and loud still gets you a voice in fashion, and brothah face is a' SCREAMIN'.  Mama Monster's Haus would SHIT. A BRICK. 

Feel free to pick out your fav 'fit here and buy it for me.  No, no!  Don't worry about it...  I'll totally let you buy me things!  Think: ALL OF IT.

via TheFashionisto

Holy Moly.

Scared of THIS hussie.  Blood-red Lanvin? Hermes clutch? And her kicks?  GET OUT.

You're absolutely killing it, Anna.  MURDER.

via The Sartorialist

Did you know Jimmy Franco's brother looked like this?

Yah. Cuz I didn't.  Well, I guess I did, but I didn't know they were fam?  What a gorgeous family.

Here's Jimmy's bro, Dave Franco, looking sessy in a photo shoot for American sportwear label Band of Outsiders' Spring 2010 Look Book w/ Don Glover (NBC's Community) and Leslie Mann (All Kinds of Shit), along w/ photos of celebrities from past campaigns.

 Band of Outsiders is OFF THE HOOK.  Take a peek at their A/W 2010 collection.  HAUTENESS. 

via SwipeLife (thanks MamaMia)

Peep these Ferragamo Studded Githa tires...

Um okay.  So the scales are each held open by a BEAD??? In each SCALE? SHUT. UP.  Salvatore Ferragamo wins.  Forever.  Towel thrown.  Good night.  Oh and ps- they're on sale?  I know, right- GET OUT.  Peep the deets here: click

Awe man, you bitches always get the rad kicks....

via NOTCOUTOURE (thanks mickey)