"I went to past-life regression therapy and I'm pretty sure I was JFK (John F. Kennedy). He said I was a really successful American man who was assassinated. So who else could it be?" -Ke$ha
Okay. JFK? Really? So your second time around was spent as THIS? As the crusty shit stuck on the bottom of Lady Gaga's boot after stomping through the West Village on Halloween SLASH trash-talking FAIL of a pop-star hobag? THAT's how JKF came back? Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay....
Lesson for us all? You become President. You cheat. You become KE¢HA.
Watch it, Tiger. That karma shit's BITCH.
via Star Pulse
Posted by MrP